May 2013
40 posts
When someone wants to know about Edward
jedmessages:
How do I begin to explain Edward Grimes:
Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes is flawless:
I hear his quiff is insured for $10,000:
I hear he does car commercials…in Japan:
His favourite movie is Titanic:
One time he met Britney Spears at her concert:
And she told him he was Jexy:
One time he punched me in the face:
It was JAWESOME:
Eurovison
swordpixie:
without Jedward is like peanut butter without jam. It’s nice, but it just feels like something is missing.
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“You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village…”
– DC Andy Cartwright
April 2013
81 posts
